PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU PURCHASE PRODUCTS SOLD BY GET SCHNOCKERED™. BY PURCHASING ANY ITEM SOLD BY GET SCHNOCKERED™ YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND ACCEPT THE TERMS OF THIS DISCLAIMER.
Get Schnockered™ is a company whose principal location of business is Ogden, Utah. Get Schnockered™ is the manufacturer of all products herein referred to as “Sh*t Canned”. As referenced herein, “Sh*t Canned” refers to any product in whole or in part, which is manufactured, sold, distributed, given away, or otherwise provided by Get Schnockered™, for the purpose of smoking legal substances. All references to “purchaser” encompasses all persons who purchase, order, takes, keeps in any way, and/or uses in anyway, any Get Schnockered™ product.
Get Schonockered™ Products for Novelty Purposes Only. All products and services sold by Get Schnockered™ are for novelty purposes only. The re-sale, use and/or distribution of any product or service purchased from Get Schnockered™ is strictly at the purchaser’s own risk and Get Schnockered™ assumes no liability. By re-selling, using, and/or distributing any product or service from Get Schnockered™, the purchaser acknowledges and agrees that the purchaser’s sale, use, and/or distribution is at the purchaser’s own risk and that none of the parties involved in the creating, producing, or delivering of any product or service obtained from Get Schnockered™ is liable for any direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages, or any other losses, costs, or expenses of any kind including but not limited to: legal fees, expert fees, attorney’s fees and costs, court costs, or other disbursements which may arise directly or indirectly from the re-sale, use and/or distribution of said product(s).
Get Schonockered™ Products Intended for Consumption of Legal Substances. By purchasing this item the purchaser warrants and represents that the purchaser fully understands and fully agrees that the products of Get Schnockered™ are intended for the consumption of legal substances through smoke inhalation. Any use of a Get Schnockered™ product is to comply fully with the local, state and federal law. Get Schnockered™ will not be held responsible if the purchaser and/or user is located in a state where these products are prohibited. Using this product to consume illegal substances through smoke inhalation is illegal and this product is not intended nor expected to be used with illegal substances. Any use of Get Schnockered’s™ products with illegal substances is considered a misuse of the product and the purchaser and/or user forfeits any legal rights against Get Schnockered™ for product defect, including but not limited to any claims of any nature, any causes of action, and any demands for injuries, damages or other liabilities such as the following non-exhaustive claims: claims for damages to property, claims for physical injuries, claims for psychological injuries, claims for mental anguish or impairment, or claims for wrongful death which could have been made in the past, present or future against Get Schnockered™.
Get Schnockered™ Assumes No Liability. Purchaser agrees that Get Schnockered™ assumes no liability and is released from any claims of any nature, any causes of action, and any demands for injuries damages or other liabilities by the purchaser, user or an interested third party, including but not limited to claims for damages to property, claims for physical or psychological injuries, claims for mental anguish or impairment, or claims for wrongful death, which have been made or could have been made in the past, or might be made in the future against Get Schnockered™ due to any application or use of any Get Schnockered™ product by the purchaser or by anyone else, regardless of whether such applications, uses and/or damages were intended or unintended, or foreseeable or unforeseeable. The purchaser expressly waives any rights they may have under the provisions of any state or federal law providing in substance that releases shall not extend to either claims, damages, or injuries which are unknown or unsuspected to exist at the time they are released.
Purchaser and/or User Assumes All Risk Associated with Use of Get Schnockered™ Products. Use of Get Schnockered’s™ products with alcohol may result in quick elevations in blood alcohol levels, and intoxication may occur more quickly than without the use of this product. This reaction may cause several health problems and in some extreme cases cause death. The user is responsible for engaging in the risk that comes with this use of Get Schnockered’s™ product. In addition, smoke inhalation is dangerous and may causes several health problems, including but not limited to, physical injury, psychological injury, mental incapacity, and/or death. The purchaser and/or user of Get Schnockered’s™ products acknowledges the product’s risks and such purchaser and/or buyer assumes total responsibility for the effect use of this product may have on the purchaser and/or user. Get Schnockered™ does not advocate or condone the misuse, underage use, or illegal use of its products. The products offered by Get Schnockered™ have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration or any other government agency and are not approved to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent disease. The purchaser and/or user of a Get Schnockered™ product assumes all risks in any way associated with the use of a Get Schnockered™ product, including, but not limited to the risks of drowning, choking, becoming intoxicated when used with alcoholic beverages, and all other risks in any way associated with intoxication and smoke inhalation, including injury or death.
Get Schnockered™ Waives all Warranties. No claims, representations or warranties, whether expressed or implied, are made by Get Schnockered™ as to the safety, reliability, durability and performance of any of our products. Furthermore, Get Schnockered™ accepts no liability whatsoever for the safety, reliability, durability and performance of any Get Schnockered™ products.
Use of Get Schnockered™ Content. Get Schnockered™ is the copyright owner of the website, www.getschnockered.com. No portion of this site, including but not limited to the text, images, audio or video, may be used in any manner, or for any purpose, without Get Schnockered’s™ express written permission, except as provided for herein. Without in any way waiving any of the foregoing rights, the purchaser may download one copy of the material on said sites for personal, noncommercial home use only, provided the purchasers does not delete or change any copyright, trademark or other proprietary notices. Modification or use of the material on the site [URL] for any other purposes is prohibited and a violation of Get Schnockered™’s rights.
Website Visitor Assumes All Potential Risk Associated with Visiting www.getschnockered.com. By entering Get Schnockered™’s website the purchaser, site visitor, or computer owner, acknowledges and agrees that the use is at the purchaser, site visitor, or computer owner’s own risk and that none of the parties involved in creating, producing or delivering said sites are liable for any direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages or any other losses, costs, or expenses of any kind, including but not limited to legal fees, expert fees, or other disbursements which may arise, directly or indirectly, through the access, use of, or browsing of this site or through the purchaser, site visitor, or computer owner’s downloading of any material, data, text, images, video or audio from this site including but not limited to anything caused by any viruses, bugs, human action or inaction or any computer system, phone line, hardware, software or program malfunctions, or any other errors, failures or delays in computer transmissions or network connections.
Get Schnockered™ Makes No Warranties as to the Content located on www.getschnockered.com. Although the specifications, features, illustrations, and other information contacted on the site are based upon up-to-date information, and while Get Schnockered™ makes all reasonable efforts to ensure that material on these sites is correct, accuracy cannot and is not guaranteed and Get Schnockered™ makes no warranties or representations as to the accuracy of the site. All content, information and materials contained in this site are provided to you “AS IS” without warranty of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranty of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title and non-infringement.
Misuse of Get Schnockered™ Content and Name. By entering www.getschnockered.com the purchaser, site visitor, or computer owner acknowledges and agrees any name, logo, trademark, or service mark contained on said sites are owned or licensed by Get Schnockered™ and may not be used by the purchaser, site visitor, or computer owner without written approval from an express agent of Get Schnockered™. Get Schnockered™ will enforce its intellectual property right to the fullest extent of the law. Sound, graphics, charts, texts, videos, information, or images of places people are either property of Get Schnockered™ or used on Get Schnockered’s™ sites with permission. The purchaser, site visitor, or computer owner’s use of any of these materials is strictly prohibited unless specifically provided by Get Schnockered™. Any unauthorized use of these materials may subject the user to penalties or damages, including but not limited to those related to violation of trademarks, copyright, privacy, publicity rights, or misrepresentation.
Do not post, transmit, or associate our website with any libelous, threatening, unlawful or other material which could constitute or encourage conduct that would be considered a criminal offense, give rise to a civil liability claim, promote illegal behavior, promote the misuse of Get Schnockered’s™ products, promote the irresponsible use of Get Schnockered’s™ products, or otherwise violate any law or regulation.
Release of Liability for Content. Notwithstanding the fact that Get Schnockered™ or other parties involved in creating, producing, or delivering this site, may monitor or review transmissions, posting discussion, or chats, Get Schnockered™ and all parties involved in creating, producing, or delivering [URL] assume no responsibility or liability which may arise from the content thereof, including but not limited to claims for defamation, libel, slander, obscenity, profanity, or misrepresentation.
Communication or Material Transmitted to Get Schnockered™ Will Not be Treated as Confidential or Proprietary in Nature. By entering www.getschnockered.com the purchaser, site visitor, or computer owner acknowledges and agrees that any communication or material that is transmitted to Get Schnockered’s™ websites or to Get Schnockered™ in any manner and for any reason, will not be treated as confidential or proprietary. Moreover, the purchaser, site visitor, or computer owner acknowledge and agree that any ideas, concepts, techniques, procedures, methods, systems, designs, plans, charts, or other material that the purchaser, site visitor, or computer owner transmits to Get Schnockered™ may be used by Get Schnockered™ anywhere, anytime, and for any reason whatsoever; this includes, but is not limited to, emails, any publication on any social media website, pictures, and/or videos uploaded to Get Schnockered’s™ website.
Get Schnockered™ Makes No Endorsements of any Third Party Content or Products Linked to or Found on our site. Get Schnockered’s™ sites may be linked to other sites, however, Get Schnockered™ is not directly or indirectly responsible or implying any approval, association, sponsorship, endorsement, or affiliation with any linked site, unless specifically stated therein. By entering www.getschnockered.com the purchaser, site visitor, or computer owner acknowledges and agrees that Get Schnockered™ has not reviewed sites linked to Get Schnockered’s™ sites and is not responsible for the content of any off-site pages or any other site linked to Get Schnockered’s™ site. The purchaser, site visitor, or computer owner enters off-site pages at their own risk.
Get Schnockered™ reserves the right to revise this legal information at any time and for any reason and reserves the right to make changes at any time, without notice or obligation to any of the information contained on this site. The purchaser, site visitor, or computer owner acknowledges and agrees that they are bound to such revisions.
Finally, the purchaser and/or user of this product or any third party with any claim or cause of action against Get Schnockered™, agrees to submit all claims or causes of action to arbitration under the JAMS rules. All arbitration and/or legal disputes will be decided in [Venue in Utah] and will be decided according to Utah law. All parties are responsible for their own arbitration fees and costs including but not limited to attorney’s fees and costs.
Any publication of any part of this disclaimer on any product produced by Get Schnockered™ is to be considered a republication of this entire disclaimer as stated herein.© 2014